sandrino-partyoffive:

mattmcguigan:


mattmcguigan:

how to make friends


I am both of them.

sandrino-partyoffive:

mattmcguigan:

mattmcguigan:

how to make friends

I am both of them.

yer-a-horcrux-harry:
iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin:

spoopygilbird:

homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

enjoy your fictional characters you nerds


Hell yeah, I would!

iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin:

spoopygilbird:

homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

enjoy your fictional characters you nerds

Hell yeah, I would!

omgkitteh:

Thanks, James Franco.

hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool:

I’m writing a modern version of Romeo and Juliet for english class and I’m making them dumb teenagers like they should be and I thought tumblr might appreciate some excerpts from my planning document

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Oh yeah and romeo’s going to be sulking about rosaline friendzoning him at the start

I’m really trying to emphasise the ‘stupid kids’ thing here

graphrofberk:

Learn How to Draw a Dragon (Toothless the Night Fury) with Gabe Hоrdоs, the supervising animatоr fоr Tооthless оn DreamWоrks’ How to Train Your Dragon.

(SerimonVideo)

kentuckyfreedchicken:

clepse:

"i wish i had a british accent"

ah yes, the british accentimage

the singular british accent

Whoever made this has never been to any of the celtic countries, clearly

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

dftba-winchesters:

might-catch-my-crazy:

normalisntmyforte:

underwon:

my brain has too many tabs open

Most accurate thing ever

I can’t find the one that is playing that fucking song

This explains so much

tearzah:

things that make me happy:

  • people being interested in my ocs
  • people liking my ocs
  • people asking about my ocs
  • people drawing my ocs
  • People wasting their time , on my ocs. thank you

whodecidedweneedrealityanyway:

sebastiangel:

mngwa:

bucksterbarnes:

imagine Bucky goes to have a blood test one time and the nurse can’t find a vein

and they’re like ‘are you sure it’s this arm you usually have blood taken from?? maybe i should try the other one’

and he just looks at them like 
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‘sure if you can find it in a ravine in Europe somewhere’

"I don’t like this," Bucky scowled.

Steve rolled his eyes. “I understand, but if you want Fury to let you onto the Helicarrier then you need to get a Shield-worthy medical screening done, to make sure that you aren’t carrying anything that could harm anyone on board.”

Bucky growled some more, shaking his shoulders out, before looking at Steve’s pouting face.

"Fine. But I’m wearing the jacket."

Steve just breathed out a sigh, a smile breaking across his face.

"You’re lucky I like you, punk."

Steve ignored the grumpy assassin and just kept smiling.

.-.-.

The tests were going pretty well. Bucky’s temperature was a little low, but Steve’s had been as well and it was just assumed that was an aftereffect of being frozen. The way they had the machines set up, his blood pressure had been taken with his right arm, and that had registered as close enough to normal to be okay as well.

The nurse asked if he’d had any sicknesses as a child, leading Steve (who had refused to walk away) to ramble off Bucky’s entire medical history, apart from the obvious. The nurse just nodded, taking notes as needed.

Once Steve’s monologue had finished, the nurse looked up and said, “Well, now, only one thing left. I need some blood so I can run some more tests, just to make sure you’re not a carrier for anything.”

Bucky narrowed his eyes. “That sounds unpleasant,” he said towards Steve.

Steve just nudged him in the arm. “It’ll be okay, Buck. All they’re gonna do is stick you once, get a vial or two, and then we can go get ice cream.”

Bucky rolled his eyes for the umteenth time that day. It was the same thing that happened whenever Steve had needed blood drawn, complete with the frozen confections. “Alright. But I don’t like it.”

The nurse just tutted and walked over to Bucky’s left side.

"No."

The nurse jerked back from the force of the two super-powered humans nearly shouting at her at once.

"Right arm, if you would, madam," Steve said, with a little force behind his grimace.

"A-alright," the nurse said, eyes going between the obviously fake smile on the Captain’s face and the equally obvious glare on the Assassin’s.

Steve shifted out of the way enough for her to roll up Bucky’s sleeve, tie a rubber strap around his arm, and start jabbing needles into his elbow. Steve took Bucky’s left hand, rubbing it soothingly even as Bucky looked worriedly at him, making sure that his reflective clenching wouldn’t break Steve.

After a few more jabs, the nurse looked worridly at the two, pausing to work up the courage to voice her concerns. “Are you sure it’s this arm you usually have blood taken from? Maybe I should try the other one.”

Steve just stared in shock. This was Shield-certified nurse, who was deeper in than most of the agents. There was no way she hadn’t heard of the Winter Soldier.

Right?

Bucky just snorted, before speaking his first clear sentence to her. “Sure, if you can find it in a ravine in Europe somewhere.”

Steve winced as the pieces suddenly clicked for the nurse, who gave a little flinch before fainting.

"Bucky," his childhood friend’s voice said, in that tone that meant ‘Why would you do something so stupid, I’m not sure if you deserve ice cream after all, we’ll talk about this when we get home.’

"Sorry," Bucky said, shrugging with a carefree expression. "Not my fault she didn’t read her records."

"Bucky."

uglv:

Beagle puppy barking for the first time. “I…don’t know how to express my feelings!”

YOU SHOULD SEE MY FUCKIGN FACE LIL PUPPY UR SO CUTE MLOVE MER

conservacat:

youovershare:

gallifrey-feels:

nosdrinker:

andernina:

Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Anne Hathaway?

damn the illuminati’s not even trying anymore

I guess you could say that when Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway

No

okay I have to reblog for that pun

#mandatory

chrisisdaname:

experimenting with 12 b/c I adore his outfits, particularly from this ep 

chrisisdaname:

experimenting with 12 b/c I adore his outfits, particularly from this ep 

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